Politicians are regularly given a bad rap, but sometimes, a moment ago sometimes they can hand over us the funniest wit on the celestial body.
A new choral battle in the Queensland State Parliament linking Premier Peter Beattie and Rob Messenger had me in fits of laughter when I read this with politeness the traveler mail
"While debating further cushion for whistleblowers, Mr Messenger on Wednesday nighttime likened the Premier in a tea proceeding to "watching a fancy woman attired in a ballgown conversation in the region of celibacy".Post ads:
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Mr Beattie solar day demanded an apology, which he at the start appeared to be effort.
"I have had this morning to regard roughly speaking my interpretation and reflect on my demeanour. I have decided that the Premier is apt. My annotations were unparliamentary and I should rationalise. So I wholeheartedly and solemnly apologise to the prostitutes of Queensland," Mr Messenger replied, causing the habitation into uproar".
The incomparable state of affairs out of the Queensland State Parliament in geezerhood.Post ads:
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There have been several classical quotes and honorable tongue in cheek moments gratitude to politicians - Think of Winston Churchill's Classic rest to a egg-producing evening meal companions slam of "if you were my married person I would venom your tea", to which Winston Churchill replied, "if you were my wife I would helping it!" Classic Humor. I've yet to gather round a slapstick comedian who can be this funny, showing us sometime once more the great humor is life itself.
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